“Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat.”
I’m pretty sure that the best idea ever was when someone said “Let’s put full episodes of TV shows on the internet!” I’m not quite sure how I ever got any work done before I discovered this miracle. Then again, I’m not getting any work done now, but at least I’m sitting in front of my computer with Microsoft Word open. That’s one step closer to getting my paper done than before life without internet TV.
I never knew there were so many shows out there that I have never heard of that are no longer on TV. It is actually quite sad. I wrote a 25 page paper in 12 hours. Had I not been watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I would have been done that paper in 6 hours. But on the bright side, I’ve seen seasons 1-3.
Speaking of Buffy, that show is so unreal. I’m not talking about the vampires, because that’s just a given. But Buffy flips around, beating up different ‘monsters’ in heels and minidresses and her hair is perfect? Seriously, the girl doesn’t break a sweat or a nail. Buffy was my ex-boyfriend's favorite show.. no wonder he and I didn’t last. I can break a nail getting out of bed in the morning and heels are too complicated to throw on as I’m running out the door on the way to class in the mornings. Plus they don’t really go with the sweatpants that I wear most days.
“I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies.”
